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June 2013

16 posts

Losing to the Cubs

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Jun 19, 201314 notes
#stlcards #stl #mlb
When downtown starts enforcing parking meters on Saturdays

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Boo.

Jun 18, 201311 notes
#stl
Caption This! Contest

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When you look back on your time in STL, where was the good stuff? Who was it with? Take a trip down memory lane and tell us about the good stuff here for a chance to win $25 to Nick’s Pub.

Jun 18, 20131 note
#gif #gifs #stl #caption this!
When St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival is finally here

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Want to get your drink on? Get your tickets here.

Jun 14, 20135 notes
#stl #gif #gifs #beer
When watching the Budweiser Clydesdales prance around Busch Stadium before a Post Season game

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Allison Hederman, we hope you love love love love beer as much as you love the Clydesdales because you just won two VIP tickets to the St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival! Email us to claim your prize.

Runners-Up:

  • “When Matt Holliday introduces Curtis Partch to the big leagues by hitting a grand slam off him” - Barbara Bathe
  • “When an article in the NYT acknowledges how awesome St. Louis actually is” - Kaytlin Reedy-Rogier
  • “Driving back from out of town and seeing the Arch on the horizon” - Kevin Sontag

If you didn’t win, don’t worry - you can buy your Brewfest tickets here. Cheers!

Jun 13, 20136 notes
#stl #gif #gifs #captionthis!
Trying to Park at the Shakespeare Festival

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[Submission via lepetitsmudge]

Jun 13, 201321 notes
#stl #gif #gifs #submission
David Freese as the Imos spokesperson

What he says:

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What we think:

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Jun 11, 20133 notes
#stl #gif #gifs #imos #stlcards #david freese
Caption This! Contest

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What do you love love love love about St. Louis? We know our answer: tasting unlimited beer samples of 80+ beer styles of beer from 20 local breweries this weekend in Forest Park! Caption this GIF with the STL things you heart here and you could win two VIP tickets to the St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival!

Jun 11, 20131 note
#gif #gifs #stl #captionthis!
Running into wasted 18-year olds on the Landing

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Jun 10, 201310 notes
#gif #gifs #stl
When propositioned by multiple beggars while walking through Kiener Plaza on the way to the Cardinals game

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Congratulations, Angie Taylor, you’re the winner of this week’s Caption This! Contest Part I! Get ready to enjoy the St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival VIP style next weekend. We’ll be the drunk girls in the back speaking only in GIFs. Email us to claim your prize.

Part I Runners-Up:

  • “When Matheny puts in Mitchell Boggs” - Jim Gau
  • “What I want to say to everyone who post comments on Stltoday.com” - Brian Schwartz
  • “When someone wears a Pujols jersey to a Cards game” - Lexie Lehr

Didn’t win? You’ll have one last chance to win VIP Brewfest tickets with next week’s Caption This! Contest. If you just can’t wait that long, you can buy tickets here.

Jun 7, 20135 notes
#gifs #gif #stl #caption this!
My reaction when out of town passengers are concerned about my roll-stops

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Lucy Wortham, we hope you’ve got time to be a baller at the St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival next weekend, because you just scored a pair of VIP tickets to beerfest! Email us to claim your prize.

Runners-up:

  • “When you get stuck behind women with purses in the entrance line at the cards game” - Jace FitzGibbon
  • “When your new to STL friend asks you to explain why everyone cares so much where you went to high school” caption contest” - Maggie Taylor
  • “When we still can’t figure out if we need to dial a 1 before a phone number in the 636 area code.” -Kathy Chamberlin

Plus honorable mention to Steve Kainz: “When WHSSWCM asks us to think of TWO captions in one week” (Try reading double the amount of caption entries - now that’s something ain’t nobody got time for!)

If you weren’t one of our lucky winners, don’t worry - we have one more chance for you to win VIP Brewfest tickets next week! If you ain’t got time to wait for next week’s Caption This! contest, you can buy tickets here.

Jun 7, 201311 notes
#gif #gifs #stl #caption this!
Celebrating National Donut Day

Happy National Donut Day! Hope everyone’s celebrating at one (or more) of St. Louis’ finest. A few of our faves:

  • Donut Drive-In
  • Old Town Donuts
  • World’s Fair Doughnuts
  • Eddie’s Southtown Donuts
  • Donut Stop 
  • John Donut

What’s your go-to? Who did we miss?

P.S. Hit up Kuva Coffee Factory tonight to celebrate National Donut Day with the hippest donut shop about to hit STL, Strange Donuts. Deets here. 

Jun 7, 20136 notes
#stl #donuts #national donut day #strange donuts #donut gifs
Caption This! Contest

As promised, here’s your second shot at tickets to the St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival!

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Ain’t nobody got time for what STL thing? Let us know in part II of this week’s Caption This! Contest and you could be a beerfest VIP! Share your ideas here for a chance to win. And remember, keep your captions in the form of “When _____” or “My reaction when _______,” because ain’t nobody got time for anything else. 

Jun 5, 20132 notes
#stl #gifs #gif #captionthis!
Caption This! Contest

Welcome to a special DOUBLE EDITION of Caption This! We have two GIFs for you to caption this week, and we’ve upped the ante a bit: instead of our usual $25 gift cards to Nick’s Pub, we’re giving away two sets of TWO VIP TICKETS to one of our favorite events of the year, the St. Louis Brewers Heritage Festival! 

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What STL thing makes you want to say, “Ummm… could you not?” If you’re 21+, share your rants in the form of captions here and you could roll like a big shot with with VIP tickets to the beer festival. 

Both winners will be announced this Friday. Good luck! 

Jun 5, 20132 notes
#stl #gif #gifs #captionthis!
The morning after the Cards keep me up for 14 innings on a week night

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Jun 5, 201322 notes
#stl cards #stl #sleep gifs
When KMOV says a tornado caused mass casualties in St. Louis

At first we’re all like:

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But then after they said it actually didn’t happen:

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Jun 1, 201326 notes

May 2013

18 posts

After I stayed up until 3am just to watch the Cards lose to the Royals

May 31, 20135 notes
#stl cards #stl
Feelings about Mitchell Boggs

May 31, 201323 notes
#stl cards #stl
When I'm looking for street parking at the zoo on a nice day

[Submission via abbs151]

May 24, 201310 notes
#stl #st louis #submission
When I get to Gus' Pretzels and forget they only take cash

[Submission via abbs151]

May 22, 201310 notes
#stl #st louis #submission
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