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Caption This!

St. Louis is a pretty awesome place, if you ask us. What makes it so awesome? That’s what we’re asking you in this week’s Caption This! contest. Submit your answer in caption form (hint: stick with the “When _____” or “My reaction when _______” formats) here for a chance to win $25 from Nick’s Pub!

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When the Post-Dispatch says goodbye to food critic and beer columnist Evan Benn

St. Louis is like:

And the WHSSWCM team is like:

Goodbye and good luck to local reporter extraordinaire/friend of the blog Evan Benn as he takes his talents to Miami. We’ll miss you and your contributions to the STL beer and dining scenes, EB!

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When the lights come on at Talayna’s

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When it snows in late April but it should clearly be time for spring already

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Today’s weather report

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When someone tells me to stop calling Verizon Wireless Amphitheater “Riverport”

Congrats Amanda Flower! You know the drill— email us, $25 to Nick’s, spend all $25 on booze, etc. 

This week’s runner-ups:

• “When my roommate asks if I want to turn our heat back on due to the unseasonably cold spring” - Christine Peterson
• “Make a full stop at a stop sign.” - Erica Krull
• “When someone suggests I start calling it Interstate 64 like the rest of the country” - Marjorie Williams

And special honors to Brian Schwartz for his keen observations: “Submit an answer to the WHSSWCM caption contest that doesn’t include a reference to Imo’s, BreadCo, Pujols, Cardinals & Cubs or Ted Drewes.”

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When someone says it’s called “pop” instead of “soda”

I’m like:

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If Jason Motte needs season-ending surgery

Uh-oh.

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When it’s the Wizard of Koz’s birthday

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Caption This!

What’s the one thing you swear you’ll never do? Tell us your caption ideas for this GIF on our Facebook page and you could be the lucky winner of a $25 gift card to Nick’s Pub.

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